I have had this idea for a while now. Unlike most previous items, this time I actually started with a design in mind. The idea was simple: since my hair looks like an abandoned lawn when I wear a visor, why not just make a practical joke on myself?
Enough talking. Meet the plain visor.
Just some initial proof-of-concept:
Of course, it didn’t really prove anything, but I went ahead anyway cuz I didn’t expect it to prove anything in the first place.
About 1 hour later, I entered the I-think-I-messed-up zone that I usually go through by messing things up more:
But it looks really messed up this time; it’s more like some drunk kid trying to do graffiti than any sort of conceivable grass.
Another hour and lots more paint later:
I think it’s an acceptable rescue! I also incorporated my signature into the design for the first time:
And now I can happily wear this visor to make fun of my own messy hair: