If you are not a voice actor, it may be difficult to record a good voicemail greeting. Here’s an easy way to record something funny and unique.
1. Control Panel -> Speech
3. Preview Voice. Make edits to make your greeting funny.
4. Call yourself on your cellphone to manage voicemail settings. Follow the prompt to “record personal greeting”.
5. Turn up your speakers, put your cellphone next to them, click Record greeting and Preview Voice at the same time.
6. Make a bet with yourself what the first voice mail message would say. XD